chronic-lesbian:

Shout out to lesbians that are absolute losers. Complete girlfailures. Extremely cringefail. I love you, never change

(via lover-of-many-things)

drivewayknife:

(via xx)

slopmaster9000:

fluffiersheep:

slopmaster9000:

goodnight bestie *falls asleep on top of you*

GET OFF

rolls over and falls into the pit of spikes. wtf

(via madeinthe-niam)

satyriconmp3:

babygirl i am going to chop these vegetables so roughly. does the diversity of shapes on display in these pieces of onion make you want me

(via drasticandshortsighted)

sandmandaddy69:

(via conductor-of-light)

the-haiku-bot:

zagreus:

the feminine urge to construct an illegal radio tower

the feminine urge

to construct an illegal

radio tower

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

(via drasticandshortsighted)